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  Money. Most of these seductions cost nothing at all. But for those that do, I’ve included little icons on the title pages to give you an idea of what to expect.

  No $ at all mean it’s free, or under ten dollars.

  $ means 10 to 25 dollars.

  $$ means 30 to 60 dollars.

  $$$ means 65 to 100 dollars.

  100+ means over a hundred dollars.

  Yes, there are even a couple that cost a lot—if your budget permits, the sky’s the limit. And yes, I think you should plan one or two seductions every year where you pull out all the stops! Anniversaries, Birthdays, Valentine’s Day, etc. what you’re buying are memories that will last a lifetime.

  The rest of the icons. The road means you’re going somewhere. The cherry indicates food is involved. The mask means that there are toys involved. The envelope indicates an e-tease has been created especially for this seduction. This extra treat can be sent to your lover from 101nights.com and is optional. For a more detailed description of these icons, please see the Icon Guide page.

  Props. Lots of these seductions encourage you to buy extra little items to dress up the event. Most are inexpensive and easy to find, and to help you locate any that aren’t available in your town, I’ve included a list of websites and mailorder catalogs on the Laura Corn product page. Don’t just ignore these special ingredients! It’s extra touches like these that convince your sweetheart that you really mean it. If you can’t find what I’ve suggested, substitute. Use your imagination. It really is the effort that counts.

  Laura Corn, I just CAN’T do that! Yes, you can. Sooner or later, especially if you’re a shy person, chances are you’ll come across a seduction that seems too wild or too extravagant or simply too much for you. I say—just do it! Do it, do it, do it! Almost a million other couples have, so please give it a try. Your partner might be thrilled. You might learn to love something new. And if you can’t, well, at least don’t give up on your promise to your mate. Pull out another seduction... or make up one of your own. The important thing is to make your partner’s pleasure a top priority at least once a week.

  Did I mention GREAT sex? That is, of course, only if you finish this introduction, grab your partner, and start tearing out the pages. So go on— start right now. My job is done.

  You, on the other hand, are just beginning. It’s a one-year course in the ancient art of seduction, and when you’re done, you’ll have one tattered, empty book cover...

  And a lot of great memories.

  Enjoy!

  SEDUCTION AND ICON GUIDE

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  FOR HER EYES ONLY

  NO BOYS ALLOWED!

  Seriously. If you’re a man, you should be over here. You don’t want to read anything in the ladies department. Why spoil your surprise?

  Okay, now that it’s just us girls, let me share one of the great secrets of hot romance. It’s anticipation. And to create it, the Seductions that follow typically begin with small steps that help set a proper mood. Don’t skip them. Each little tease grabs a bit more of his attention. Soon, your guy will be thinking of nothing but you. No TV, no Internet, no work. Just you. Kind of like the days when he was first courting you.

  Start that sense of anticipation right now. Turn to him and tell him you’re thinking about how to seduce him. Then take this book into another room and start giggling. When you’ve chosen a Seduction, run back into his room and kiss him. “Oh, yeah, you are really in for a treat this week.” Wink. Then go put your plans into motion.

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  TABLE OF CONTENTS

  NO.2 THE VELVET TONGUE

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  NO.3 SHAKE AND BAKE

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  NO.6 TEN MINUTES AWAY

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  NO.9 MAN HANDLER

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  NO.10 BUZZ ME ON AISLE ONE

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  NO.11 I THINK I MADE HIS BACK FEEL BETTER

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  NO.13 HEELS OVER HEAD

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  NO.15 LINGERIE PARFAIT

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  NO.19 SPONTANEOUS ATTRACTION

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  NO.23 SHEER PLEASURE

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  NO.26 COMING UNDONE

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  NO.28 INNER GODDESS

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  NO.29 PLAY LIKE GREY

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  NO.30 HOSE ME DOWN

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  NO.34 NO SAFE WORD

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  NO.35 LOVE IT, ZIP IT

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  NO.37 DIAMOND GIRL

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  NO.38 SATIN STROKES

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  NO.39 TRIPLE Z THRILLER

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  NO.43 THE SCARLET KISS

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  NO.44 CAN WE KEEP HER?

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  NO.45 POKER FACE

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  NO.47 BUCKING BABE

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  NO.48 HAVANA NIRVANA

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  NO.50 PLEASURE PLATTER

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  NO.52 CHECK PLEASE!

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  NO.53 GIRLS WILL BE BOYS

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  NO.54 PINK KINK

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  NO.55 UPSKIRT ROYALTY

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  NO.57 HUNGER GAMES

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  NO.58 GIVE HIM LIP

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  NO.59 BLOW OUT SALE

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  NO.64 GOTTA HAVE IT NOW

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  NO.67 THE ONE HOUR ORGASM

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  NO.68 THE LAURA CORN CHALLENGE

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  NO.69 PANDORA HAS A BOX

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  NO.70 PERFECT HOLE

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  NO.71 THE PANTY DIARIES

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  NO.73 MY DIRTY VALENTINE

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  NO.80 CYBORGASM

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  NO.81 VIVA LA JUICY

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  NO.82 SEVEN SHADES OF RED

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  NO.83 SHAMELESS TEASING

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  NO.87 YOUTHFUL DESIRES

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  NO.89 PEEK SHOW

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  NO.92 BOY’S NIGHT IN

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  NO.93 THE EROTIC EQUATION

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  NO.95 CAPTURED IN RAPTURE

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  NO.99 NAUGHTY MOUTH

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  NO.100 THE KITTY POPSICLE

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  NO.101 GRADUATION DAY

  FOR BOTH OF YOU

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  NO. 2

  THE VELVET TONGUE

  Excerpt:

  It was one of the greatest thrills I’ve ever had in the bedroom — and I owe it all to David Letterman.

  It happened one night when Heather Locklear made an appearance on The Late Show. Dave asked what she’d been doing lately. And right there before my utterly astonished eyes, she said she’d been going through this really hot book, 101 Nights of Grrreat Sex. This book. She was talking about my book! And the audience was whooping and cheering. “Oh, so you guys have heard of it,” she said. “I especially love The Velvet Tongue...”

  Me too! Me too! This technique is one of my all-time favorites, one that I still use a couple of times a month. And to hear Heather Locklear talk about it on national TV, to see David Letterman blush because of my best sex trick! Well, I just had a tiny little orgasm right there on the spot.

  The key ingredient to The Velvet Tongue is...

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  NO. 3

  SHAKE AND BAKE

  Excerpt:

  ...no matter how we feel about our bodies, he thinks we’re hot as hell. Especially when we’re doing something domestic.

  Especially when we’re doing it in the nude—or nearly nude.

  You’re going to fulfill one of your man’s biggest fantasies by feeding both his heart and his lust. That’s right: you’re going to become your very own version of ...

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  NO. 6

  TEN MINUTES AWAY

  Excerpt:

  ...Tell him how hot you are. Tell him you’re right on the edge, but you’re waiting for him to come home and help you finish. Tell him to hurry because things are heating up and you’re feeling lonely for his love. Let him listen for another few seconds, then hang up and wait.

  You won’t have to wait long. He’s going to fly home, with a bone in his britches. And when he comes stumbling into the bedroom, he’ll see exactly what he’s been imagining for the last few miles...

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  NO. 9

  MAN HANDLER

  Excerpt:

  ...the guy you are trying to impress has been playing this game virtually every day of his pubescent life. He is Tom Brady; he is Tiger Woods – a man who has known for years the power and strength of the hand. And if you’re going to go up against a master at the peak of his game, then you need to learn a few pro tricks yourself.

  Fortunately, there’s...

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  NO. 10

  BUZZ ME ON AISLE ONE

  Excerpt:

  ...The first time I tried this, I planned to let my honey tease me at stores all over town. I figured we would be buzzing at Starbuck’s, humming in the drug store, zinging along the highways, tickling my kitty in Target. But guess what? I didn’t make it past the checkout stand, and I’ll bet you won’t either. I predict you’ll head for home, tear off those panties and jump into bed with your man.

  (But will you make it? Or will you only get as far as the parking lot? Hmm...

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  NO. 11

  I THINK I MADE HIS BACK FEEL BETTER

  Excerpt:

  This is the trick Marilyn Monroe was famous for. More to the point, it’s the technique that gave me my very first orgasm with a man.

  It wasn’t the first orgasm of my life. I had long ago learned the pleasure of masturbation, the same way seventy-five percent of women do. We become sexually stimulated by simply rubbing up against something — a pillow, perhaps a big stuffed toy, but usually nothing more than our bedsheets.

  You and your lover are going to add this technique to your sexual repertoire, and along the way, he’s going to discover that, like Marilyn Monroe herself, you’ve become every man’s erotic ideal. Here’s how...

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  NO. 13

  HEELS OVER HEAD

  Excerpt:

  ...The hotter you get, the hotter he feels. And vice versa.

  (That’s all that’s required for both of you to balance on the fine edge of orgasm—not quite crossing the line, never backing far away. Because it takes so little physical effort, you can do it for as long as you like. It ends only because you are ready for it to end.)

  Prepare for an evening of gourmet indulgence...

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  NO. 15

  LINGERIE PARFAIT

  Excerpt:

  ...Leave them out in the open, somewhere in the bedroom, so he can see them and think about them every day. Once or twice before bed, hold them up to you, over your clothes, and let him see how happy you are. Ask if he wants you to...

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  NO. 19

  SPONTANEOUS ATTRACTION

  Excerpt:

  ...Rub your slick body against him. It doesn’t seem like much, but that one extra layer makes it so very, very naughty. Plus there’s that whole extra rush that comes from knowing you were so turned on that you couldn’t even stop to take off your clothes. Or so he thinks. Bonus fun: use one of those detachable...

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  NO. 23

  SHEER PLEASURE

  Excerpt:

  ...Beer commercials. “Girls Gone Wild.” Olympic beach volleyball. Everywhere you look, all around the world, there’s a universal image that every man finds arousing: the...

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  NO. 26

  COMING UNDONE

  Excerpt:

  ...Whisper in his ear: “Hold on tight”...

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  NO. 28

  INNER GODDESS

  Excerpt:

  ...Show starts at 8. Meet me in the bedroom. When the time comes, greet him with a kiss, but don’t say a word. Just lead him to a chair you’ve set up in the bedroom. Music and soft light are a must. Strip to your undies, lie down on the floor directly in front of your man, and then...

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  NO. 29

  PLAY LIKE GREY

  Excerpt:

  ...When he walks into the bedroom, he’ll see a sight that is at once stunning and slightly confusing. Two chairs sit in the middle of the floor, back to back, about three feet apart. Tell your man to hand you the...

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  NO. 30

  HOSE ME DOWN

  Excerpt:

  ...Kiss him while he tells you how much he loves the way they fit. Ask if he wants a better look. Push him onto his back and climb up his chest. Kneel over his face. “I was worried about wearing them in public,” you say, “Because you can see right through them. Can’t you?”...

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  NO. 34

  NO SAFE WORD

  Excerpt:

  ...you now have the freedom to do anything you want. If there are certain things you’re curious about, now is the time to discover them. And off in “dreamland,” he’ll be in an incredible state of anticipation, wondering where you are going to...

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  NO. 35

  LOVE IT, ZIP IT

  Excerpt:

  ...He’s going to be ready for you, in every sense of the word.

  So pick a time that works for both of you. No pressing deadlines, no major deal-killers waiting in the wings. Wait until he’s...

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  NO. 37

  DIAMOND GIRL

  Excerpt:

  ...It will never go out of fashion, because women instinctively know it looks sexy, and men consistently forget to breathe when they see it...

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  NO. 38

  SATIN STROKES

  Excerpt:

  ...Once he’s finished and his breathing’s returned to normal, show him what he did to your pretty gloves. He’ll love it, and wonder how he got so lucky.

  Then take the gloves off, toss them aside, and give him the look. He may be spent, but that doesn’t mean it’s over...

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  NO. 39

  TRIPLE Z THILLER

  Excerpt:

  ..
.So the other day I woke up early and horny. And I decided to try one of my, no, two of my—no wait, three of my favorite tricks all at once. It’s a Mix ‘n’ Match Sale at the Corn Store! Buy one, get two free! I dare you to triple his pleasure this week.

  Step one:...

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  NO. 43

  THE SCARLET KISS

  Excerpt:

  ...And now he has lipstick on his own lips. Stand in front of the mirror and tell him you want a lip print, too, just like the ones you planted on his face, but you want yours... right here. Point to your...

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