101 Nights of Great Sex Read online

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  NO.62 UP AGAINST THE WALL

  HIS EYES ONLY

  NO.63 GENTLEMEN DO IT BEST

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  NO.65 BIG GAME HUNTING

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  NO.66 LIGHT ME UP, BABY

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  NO.72 DANGEROUS WHEN WET

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  NO.74 THE RULE OF NINES

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  NO.75 LIGHTS OUT

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  NO.76 MORNING MUFFIN

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  NO.77 COP A FEEL

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  NO.78 CREAMSICLE

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  NO.79 SUGAR BABY

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  NO.84 TRICKS OF THE TONGUE

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  NO.85 HAWAII BIG O

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  NO.86 PANTY ROULETTE

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  NO.88 KINKY CONFESSIONS

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  NO.90 POWER STRIP

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  NO.91 THE EXTRA POINT

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  NO.94 THE RED BANDANNA

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  NO.96 THE G STROKE

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  NO.97 LAZY BOY, BUSY GIRL

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  NO.98 UNDER THE HOOD

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  NO.101 GRADUATION DAY

  FOR BOTH OF YOU

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  NO. 1

  HONEYLINGUS

  Excerpt:

  ...this technique is about attention. Complete, total focus on your partner’s sensual pleasure. Sexual service + romance + a killer skin conditioning treatment = every woman’s dream! (And it costs practically nothing. Seriously, dollars to orgasms, it’s the best value in the book.)

  The ingredients might already be in your own home, and if not, it’s easy to find ...

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  NO. 4

  MASSAGE COLLAGE

  Excerpt:

  ...this week you’re going to give your woman the kind of erotic experience she would buy for herself, if she were that kind of gal. Actually, it’s the kind of sex she’s secretly wishing for every time she goes to a luxury spa. Call girls even have a name for it...

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  NO. 5

  ONE HOT DROP

  Excerpt:

  ...pour a few drops onto her skin.

  Did her eyes pop? I’ll bet they did. It’s a startling thing to witness. It requires much trust, because she instinctively fears the flame and the sting. But the drops don’t hurt. They feel good...

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  NO. 7

  HEADS OR TAILS?

  Excerpt:

  ...She’s going to show up at the bedroom door wondering why your e-mail asked her to bring two shiny nickels. “Oh, it’s the price of admission to my new game,” you can tell her as you take the coins. “It requires a bit of skin, though....” Help her undress, and once she is down to her panties and bra, put a pillow on the dresser and invite her to bend over it. She should be quite comfortable like this: legs straight and slightly apart, arms and head resting on the pillow. “Here’s the game...

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  NO. 8

  FIFTY SHADES OF PLEASURE

  Excerpt:

  ...She’s going to be in this position for a while, so make sure she’s comfortable by piling some pillows underneath her. Tell her how much you like her ass. Tell her to spread her legs wider, so you can see more of it. Give her a little assistance, cop-style; nudge her knees apart to show her you mean business. And if she’s slow about it, a light smack will get her attention and warm her cheeks.

  Now start to have fun...

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  NO. 12

  POSITION OF SUBMISSION

  Excerpt:

  ...It’s a good thing her face is buried in the sheets, because she’s lost in a fantasy—a sexual servant forced to perform for an audience...

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  NO. 14

  MAKE HER TREMBLE

  Excerpt:

  The most exciting things in the world are, at their core, about loss of control. Roller coasters, falling in love, orgasms—they are thrilling because we can’t stop them or steer them. Once they start, we can only go along for the ride, and hope we can catch our breath when they’re over.

  I dare you to take your sweetie on an erotic thrill ride this week. You already have the most critical ingredient—a ...

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  NO. 16

  SEX SPA

  Excerpt:

  ...Let me tell you, this is one truly erotic sensation for a woman. It’s luxurious, it’s sensual, it’s hot, and she’s probably going to want to do you right then and there — but be patient. I promise, it’ll be worth the wait...

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  NO. 17

  THEY CALL ME MR WOOD

  Excerpt:

  ...Don’t move. Hold your lover in your lap, wrap your arms around each other and take a moment to get used to the feeling. You’re stuck together like Legos now; there is no space between your bodies. You’re holding her securely, and the feeling of weightlessness she gets is incredible, trust me. Take a few breaths together, face to face.

  Then start to...

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  NO. 18

  FORT DO ME

  Excerpt:

  ...Not everyone gets real silver platters as wedding presents any more. But you’re going for true old-school elegance here, the kind of thing they did in the Victorian days, and that requires your finest serving platter. Dig up the one your sweetie uses for Thanksgiving. In the center, place a small white card, folded over and standing up like a tent. When you present the platter to her, she’ll see her name on the outside of the card. When she opens it, she’ll read something like this:

  “Go to the bedroom at 9 and put on your nightgown. Wait for my call. And then come find me”.

  Wow! She’ll be intrigued and excited, and the night hasn’t even started yet. When she goes to the bedroom at 9:00, you have to head to the living room and break the world record for fastest...

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  NO. 20

  BAD TO THE BONER

  Excerpt:

  ...No one’s keeping score here. But you want a number, don’t you? Guys always want a number. So, six. Six times back and forth. At least.

  Then kick it up a notch...

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  NO. 21

  MASTER OF HER UNIVERSE

  Excerpt:

  ...They’re starting to look prettier, aren’t they? See, all they needed was a little attention. And now they’re communicating with their alpha-girl, talking and gossiping about how much fun you are.

  Take your time. Take a long time. But when you finally introduce your...

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  NO. 22

  A FRESH F**K

  Excerpt:

  ...The only trick to this seduction is getting out of bed a little early on Saturday morning without waking your sweetie. Jump in the shower and get squeaky clean. Make sure your mouth is sparkly fresh — use toothpaste and mouthwash. You don’t really need deodorant this soon, but if you use it, pick one that’s clear and unscented.

  Now for your first secret w
eapon...

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  NO. 24

  WAH-WAH-WOW!!!

  Excerpt:

  ...after a few minutes, reach for your gift bag, hidden under the bed. Hold it high, and smile. You don’t even have to say a word. Just reach in and slide out one of your new toys. Pop the end into...

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  NO. 25

  SHE’S OUT OF CONTROL

  Excerpt:

  ...The next time she’s with her friends and they start to complain about the way their men monopolize the remote control, I bet your sweetheart will simply smile and say, “Maybe, they just don’t know how to use it right...”

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  NO. 27

  HER NEW BFF

  Excerpt:

  ...”Oh, my gosh; how did THAT get there?! What a surprise! Well, I guess we might as well see what that baby can do...”

  What it can do, of course, is make her...

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  NO. 31

  WICKED VIEW

  Excerpt:

  ...Kiss her and caress her; tug her clothes off and roll around on the bed with her. Tell her how much she means to you. Tell her she’s beautiful. Tell her that you fall in love with her all over again every time you see her. Do not be embarrassed to praise her. She longs to hear those words. If you’re like most men, you probably don’t say them enough. She will want to believe them.

  But to completely convince her—to give her indisputable proof of how amazingly sexy she is—you’ve got to show her. Ask her to join you on the floor...

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  NO. 32

  INTO THE DARK

  Excerpt:

  ...Your magic spell is complete. She has been bewitched out of her regular life and taken to a place of enchantment; a world where she is ready for anything, ready to forget any insecurities and inhibitions, ready to...

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  NO. 33

  POPPING HER CLUTCH

  Excerpt:

  ...there’s nothing more powerful than a trick I call “Popping Her Clutch.” To make it work, she has to agree to tell you exactly when she feels...

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  NO. 36

  BOW TIE & CUFF LINKS

  Excerpt:

  ...Sneak off to the bedroom and put on your bow tie and cuff links. Next, go to the kitchen and get a big trash bag. On the way back, take a detour to the stereo and put on your special hot song, and then—ba-da-BING! Boogie to the beat while you...

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  NO. 40

  TAKE THE DARE

  Excerpt:

  ...If you can learn how to get her thinking about sex—and why she should have it with you, right now—then you’ll have a lifetime of happiness ahead of you. It’s the old “teach a man to fish” story... but with orgasms...

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  NO. 41

  THE KITTY TRIANGLE

  Excerpt:

  ...is considered a doorway to the divine. Think of that the next time you get down on your knees.

  This week you’re going to crank up your mate’s sexual energy with a recipe that is...

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  NO. 42

  MAKEUP SEX

  Excerpt:

  ...you’d be amazed how erotic some of things you have lying around the house can be.

  Of course, most of your household tools are out of the question. Ouch! But she has a few tools that can be quite thrilling. And soft. One of those is something you see her use every day. It’s her...

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  NO. 46

  FIVE DAYS OF FOREPLAY

  Excerpt:

  ...Hike up her skirt; open her thighs as you move in for a kiss. Have fun with your foreplay. There’s no rush tonight. But after you’ve aroused her... after you’ve tasted her, and fondled her, and stroked her... tell her it’s time to reveal the secret of the...

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  NO. 49

  DRINK ME. EAT ME.

  Excerpt:

  ...when it comes to taste, there’s just one that’s always guaranteed to, um, raise the flag, if you know what I mean. It’s the glorious, fragrant, slightly sweet and always highly evocative flavor of ...

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  NO. 51

  IRON CHEF

  Excerpt:

  ...Before your sweetie gets up from the table, give her a big kiss... let her see your new toy and play with it for a moment... and then gently lock her...

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  NO. 56

  THE BOX OF HOT

  Excerpt:

  ...Friday morning, hand her the box. “This,” you say with a smile, “can give you the greatest orgasm you’ve ever had.” Umm... what did you just say? “You heard me. Best orgasm ever. In this box. Wanna know what it is?”

  Well, yeah, she does want to know. She wants to know pretty bad, in fact. But she can’t open it, not until Saturday night. And that means for almost two whole days, she’ll be thinking about that orgasm and imagining what’s in the box. She’ll shake it. She’ll move it around. And no matter what else she does, she’ll always find her thoughts drifting back to that box...

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  NO. 60

  LEATHER KISSES

  Excerpt:

  ...what are you going to do with a belt that carries the very faint aroma of sex? Well, if she pulls it out of the closet for you one evening — it’s a sure bet she doesn’t want you to get dressed for dinner...

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  NO. 61

  ROLL OFF MY TONGUE

  Excerpt:

  ...when it comes to sex, well...

  You’re going to surprise your true love. You’re going to startle her, and thrill her. You’re going to seduce her with your words all week long, and, in the process, discover an entirely new path to arousal. Start with...

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  NO. 62

  UP AGAINST THE WALL

  Excerpt:

  ...Women almost never admit it, but they get crazy hot when they watch their guy...

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  NO. 63

  GENTLEMEN DO IT BEST

  Excerpt:

  ...When you get home, ask her to wait while you run to the bedroom. Light the candles. Tell her to come in, and just... stand there. Let her soak it in. It’s an awesome sight—you, the flickering light, the roses. She might get teary; she knows you didn’t have to do this. You had her at “hello.” She’s already yours, but you’re putting yourself on the line like a high school crush, working your ass off, making her feel desirable, precious, loved...

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  NO. 65

  BIG GAME HUNTING

  Excerpt:

  ...”DO NOT OPEN! Bring this to the Sheraton on Broadway at 6 p.m. and ask for Woody Johnson. Your next big surprise is waiting there.”

  Ohhh, yes. Yes, yes, yes, she’s getting more excited now. She’s got just enough time to get dressed and call al
l her girlfriends to tell them how cool you are. Once you get to the...